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A velvet revolution for the digital age.
Hey
hey!
I'm keith, the orchestrator behind this digital realm.
I'm not just a numbers guy. I'm a trained artist, a compulsive organizer, and your next secret weapon.
Think of me as the Swiss Army knife you didn't know you needed.
BENEFITS
Architect of Order:
Got stuff everywhere? No worries—I know where everything is. Access your business vitals anywhere, anytime, and rest easy knowing it's as secure as Fort Knox.
01
Branding
Your brand isn't just a name—it's a universe. Let's build a world around your business that turns heads and sets trends—web, video, print, you name it. Expect a level that'd make van Gogh see stars.
02
Data Analysis
Sure, you've got data. But can you make it tell you bedtime stories? I'll make those numbers sing like Hope Sandoval.
03
Toolkit
for a modern-day da Vinci with a penchant for cannabis and code.
Tech Solutions
Think of me as your go-to problem solver for all things geek--web design, digital marketing, global takeover--whatever.
We can increase your empire while the competition is waiting for their VCRs to stop blinking 12:00.
We can increase your empire while the competition is waiting for their VCRs to stop blinking 12:00.
I'm a trained artist (BFA Photography/Drawing) turned techie. That means you get the best of both worlds—a brand that's not just visually striking but also smartly functional. Think about it, it's like having a Banksy who can code.
Design
When it comes to AI, think of me as the Dr. Frankenstein of the digital age—only my creations won't terrorize villagers--unless you'd like them to...
AI
The digital realm
You won't find any fairy tales here, but you will uncover a twisted mythology around our cannabis brand that blends video and animation like dark chocolate and red wine—a pairing too intriguing to resist.
Website - ganjaMountain.wtf
Don't let the name fool you; this isn't about summoning ancient gods—though we've conjured a marketing spell just as potent. Legacy Cult fuses our three domains—the dispensary, the processor, and the grow—into a singular force that maximizes brand awareness and annihilates inefficiency.
Website - Legacy Cult
Where SEO meets THC. Articles so deep and informative, you'd think you stumbled onto the Dead Sea Scrolls of cannabis. We're not just growing plants; we're growing organic traffic.
Website - Legacy Cultivation Co.
Think you know cannabis compliance? Meet WisePuff—the owl with the snark of a stand-up comic and the wisdom of a thousand law libraries. Trained on the labyrinthine regulations from OMMA and the OBNDD, he’ll sift through legalese to deliver you the answers you never knew you needed. The beta's live, and trust me, this owl’s beak is sharper than you think.
WisePuff AI
give him a spin:
he's alive!
OTHER Dimensions
of my being
Ah, Etsy, the digital bazaar where you can buy everything from artisanal soaps to the codes of the Matrix. I sell spreadsheets so impeccable, you'd swear they were designed by an AI trained on Steve Jobs' dreams.
otherworldly Templates
It started as a simple vegetable garden but has since mutated into a permaculture food forest. I'm fighting the climate, snakes, and existential dread, all while turning a small swath of earth into an Eden. Call it an oasis in the apocalypse.
Garden Experiment
Let's be honest: guineas are the unsung heroes of the bird world. My custom-designed, solar-powered, A-frame coop isn't just a home; it's a fortress against bugs, snakes, and rodents. Yes, I've turned poultry care into a high-tech endeavor.
Operation Guinea
This is the good part -
All done with Midjourney for various video or web projects.
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Behind the Curtain:
The Hidden Complexity of Simple Solutions
The Hidden Complexity of Simple Solutions
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Beneath the smooth surface of every seamless tech experience lies a labyrinth of planning, relentless trial and error, and a symphony of curse words.
It’s like juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. Sure, I can do it, but don’t expect me to also play the violin at the same time.
Excellence isn't born from multitasking mayhem; it's the result of laser-focused dedication.
I may not be a sorcerer, but I'm certainly an alchemist—transforming cryptic lines of code and abstract concepts into digital gold. Let's be clear, though: I can't perform miracles, slay mythical beasts, and save the day all at once. Excellence is a marathon, not a sprint, and it demands unwavering focus.
So when you're in awe of the seamless tech experience I've engineered, know that it's just the tip of an iceberg—a monumental structure built on sweat, skill, and a stubborn refusal to settle for mediocrity.
And just when you take it for granted, the tech landscape shifts, swallowing your solution whole. And all you can do is look at it as opportunity knocking.
If you’re in the market for generic, off-the-shelf tech solutions, you won’t find them here. I specialize in designing digital frameworks with the precision of a master craftsman, fine-tuned to meet your specific needs.
Still with me? Excellent.
It’s like juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. Sure, I can do it, but don’t expect me to also play the violin at the same time.
Excellence isn't born from multitasking mayhem; it's the result of laser-focused dedication.
I may not be a sorcerer, but I'm certainly an alchemist—transforming cryptic lines of code and abstract concepts into digital gold. Let's be clear, though: I can't perform miracles, slay mythical beasts, and save the day all at once. Excellence is a marathon, not a sprint, and it demands unwavering focus.
So when you're in awe of the seamless tech experience I've engineered, know that it's just the tip of an iceberg—a monumental structure built on sweat, skill, and a stubborn refusal to settle for mediocrity.
And just when you take it for granted, the tech landscape shifts, swallowing your solution whole. And all you can do is look at it as opportunity knocking.
If you’re in the market for generic, off-the-shelf tech solutions, you won’t find them here. I specialize in designing digital frameworks with the precision of a master craftsman, fine-tuned to meet your specific needs.
Still with me? Excellent.
Behind the Curtain:
The Hidden Complexity of Simple Solutions -- click to expand
Beneath the smooth surface of every seamless tech experience lies a labyrinth of planning, relentless trial and error, and a symphony of curse words.
It’s like juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. Sure, I can do it, but don’t expect me to also play the violin at the same time.
Excellence isn't born from multitasking mayhem; it's the result of laser-focused dedication.
I may not be a sorcerer, but I'm certainly an alchemist—transforming cryptic lines of code and abstract concepts into digital gold. Let's be clear, though: I can't perform miracles, slay mythical beasts, and save the day all at once. Excellence is a marathon, not a sprint, and it demands unwavering focus.
So when you're in awe of the seamless tech experience I've engineered, know that it's just the tip of an iceberg—a monumental structure built on sweat, skill, and a stubborn refusal to settle for mediocrity.
And just when you take it for granted, the tech landscape shifts, swallowing your solution whole. And all you can do is look at it as opportunity knocking.
If you’re in the market for generic, off-the-shelf tech solutions, you won’t find them here. I specialize in designing digital frameworks with the precision of a master craftsman, fine-tuned to meet your specific needs.
Still with me? Excellent.
It’s like juggling flaming torches while riding a unicycle on a tightrope. Sure, I can do it, but don’t expect me to also play the violin at the same time.
Excellence isn't born from multitasking mayhem; it's the result of laser-focused dedication.
I may not be a sorcerer, but I'm certainly an alchemist—transforming cryptic lines of code and abstract concepts into digital gold. Let's be clear, though: I can't perform miracles, slay mythical beasts, and save the day all at once. Excellence is a marathon, not a sprint, and it demands unwavering focus.
So when you're in awe of the seamless tech experience I've engineered, know that it's just the tip of an iceberg—a monumental structure built on sweat, skill, and a stubborn refusal to settle for mediocrity.
And just when you take it for granted, the tech landscape shifts, swallowing your solution whole. And all you can do is look at it as opportunity knocking.
If you’re in the market for generic, off-the-shelf tech solutions, you won’t find them here. I specialize in designing digital frameworks with the precision of a master craftsman, fine-tuned to meet your specific needs.
Still with me? Excellent.
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